35 September 6, 1996 Fall Clearance Sale Evocative, funny, emotional stories collected over the last few months that haven't fit into any of our regular "theme" shows. Download Share a clip Transcript Jeff Kramer Prologue ByIra Glass Host Ira Glass goes to Navy Pier to visit the clearance sales. (2 minutes) Act One In the Nude ByDavid Sedaris David Sedaris reads from his story "Naked." (21 minutes) Act Two Haiku at the Scrimmage Line ByScott Carrier Scott Carrier's Haiku stories. Scott is the author of Running After Antelope. (13 minutes) Act Three Everyday Anthropology ByIra Glass Found zoophilia letters read. (7 minutes) Act Four Grandma and Easy ByJay AllisonCarmen Delzell Carmen Delzell/Jay Allison's story on a guitar player. (10 minutes) Related If you enjoyed this episode, you may like these 115: First Day Nov. 13, 1998 Act Two: Squirrel Cop The first day inevitably means mistakes, mishaps, fiascos. 6: Christmas Dec. 22, 1995 Act Two A story about Christmas at Juvenile Court by Chicago novelist/editor Reginald Gibbons. 325: Houses of Ill Repute Feb. 2, 2007 Act Two: The Crisco Kid When David Wilcox was eighteen, he set about looking for an apartment in Houston. Staff RecommendationsView all 443 Aug. 12, 2011 Amusement Park We head to some of the happiest places on earth: amusement parks! 206 Mar. 1, 2002 Somewhere in the Arabian Sea Life aboard an aircraft carrier stationed in the Arabian Sea supporting bombing missions over Afghanistan.